Emily and Brock have asked me to mention their brilliance on this website, but I'm not going to.
It's December again, and my latest attempt to steal Christmas has been thwarted. I blame that Grinch film for raising public awareness of schemes like mine; you can be sure that I'll be initiating legal proceedings in the near future. Anyway, I'm holidaying until the 12th; you might see me some time before then, but probably not. Because I hate you. But in spite of this, I'm still going to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (couldn't decide what colour the New Year was). Well, it's official. The Yoshitonomicon has gone one year without a heading*. I was holding out for an award, but it turns out that there aren't any. I'd been told there was, but when I made some enquiries it was revealed that the person who said so was really me wearing a false moustache. So there we were, at high noon, ready to face our makers. Suddenly, there was a scream, and a noise like a hedgehog. As a direct result, my site now has a heading. I'd like to think it conveys stuff (like my dislike of spending much time on anything, for example). To think that I laughed at my Magic Eight-Ball when it said that I'd never get a site done. Oh, how I laughed, scorning the It Is Certain with which it greeted my asking if the Geocities Yoshitonomicon would one day reach completion. Now it sits in the corner, grinning at me. That was a paragraph break. Now, I'll show you another one. Amazing stuff. At present, this site doesn't have very much content. Oh no! But fear not! It probably won't ever have much content. Hmmm... Actually, I guess that is cause for widespread panic and looting. My economic use of the 100MB my Fortune City account gives me can be seen to the right. |
Things are now organised slightly more intelligently (I had to contract this out, obviously), with the recent stuff being at the top. Well, kinda; that picture that used to be on index.html now has its own page, but... Dammit, leave me alone!
Yosheeeeeeeeeeeeeeto.
NnyoVid!
The religionfest continues.
Something almost neo-cubist.
Christian
An anime drawing! Which sucks!
Cucumber of the Beast
Minesweeper
Jankenpon Game. Whey-hey!
Johnny. Whee!
Devi. Yeah! |
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It would be a tragedy if something from this site was stolen. What kind of horrible accident would've had to occur for someone's taste to be so awfully distorted that they'd like to take these images and use them on their own site? What indeed? We asked a professor. |