It recently came to my attention that my site was probably discriminating against people with black-and-white monitors. With that in mind, I did this picture. Well, I say 'did', but really I mean 'brought into existence in an explosion of divine fury'. No, wait, I was right the first time.

The dude to the left is Christian, a gothic faerie of some description. He's hiding his gossamer wings under his T-shirt, because they get in the way of his attempt to convey the essentially depressing nature of the rotting framework of meaninglessness that the pathetically optomistic cretins call 'life'. Or so I'm told. He's a character created by Beth, although we've had a disagreement over certain creative issues. Specifically, whether or not he should have a nose. I, being the open-minded individual that I am, point out that artists should not discriminate against those challenged in the nasal department; she, being the close-minded fool that she is, counters with a ludicrous statement to the effect that it said he had a nose, and a very long one at that, on the spec sheet. But I respond by saying that it looks like the file has vanished so I can't make the changes, no, that's not it there, that's just a file I called christian.psd because...um...it's to do with my cat and stuff. Then I run away.

He's called Christian, but that doesn't mean that this' making any statement about Christians. And even if it was, what kind of a statement would it be? That they need to get more sun? Yeah, real controversial. If you can think of a statement the picture could be making, email me.