To think that I laughed at my Magic Eight-Ba... Wait, I did this bit on index.html. This page isn't really about Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, but it's more about that than it is anything else. So there. JTHM is written by Jhonen Vasquez, who has a really dumb email address. So, there you are. The coolest thing Johnny has ever said is: But I digress. Hmm.. You don't have any video games. That's very sad. Very, very sad. I like monkeys...

Anyone stealing anything from this page will explode in a strange mess of purple and blue confetti, with little bits of old Bod Dylan LPs sprinkled in. Yes. Email me at [email protected] for proof*. * Note that I'm using the word proof to mean cabbage. I'm hoping to use this site as a front for a dastardly produce-smuggling operation.